REPORT TIME
IPL5: OPENING NIGHT (CLOSE IT DOWN)
What do you expect of a tourney entering its 5th season
& which manages grasp the entire nation’s interest???
Well loads of money flowing; loadz of celebrities follow! Now finding
the Big B of Bollywood, Bollywood Babe: Bebo, Bindass Banda: Dabbang Khan,
Babelicious Junglee Billi; Not just any set of brothers but the Colonial Brothers;
Rubberlike Flexible Dancing Don Prabhudeva & Internationally Pop & Hot
Katy Perry heating up the Chennai stage with her rather short performance!
BEAT THAT MOMENTS:
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Amitji did a beautiful recital of a Prasoon Joshi poetry
on Cricket- but the Shiamak Davar troupe did no good to add an effect!
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PC performed & Pc bounced back in attempt to be
funny & close to the #CSK boys! But the whistlepodu people refused to let
in-
While
#CSK Captain Cool assured complete dedication to the game with or without dear
Wifey; Raina boy eventually declared that he preferred the Chhammak Chhallo
over the Junglee Billi (performance-wise)
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Bollywood Babe Bebo was out an out entertaining with a
mix of all her super hits! The Chhammak Chhallo was the sure to Bajao sabki
Pungi! Criminal stuff, eh!
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Prabhudeva! Sure made of elastic- danced his way
through! The audience went electric- Zor ka Zhatka hay Zoro se laga!
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Finally it was the turn of the Box Office Bodyguard to
bowl the audience with his unrehearsed-impromptu HIT JIG!
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Katy Perry (God Knows what she was wearing) had a short
performance! She was more found in
pictures posed with the Celebs present there! And of course Doughie Bollingers
joy of holding her in his arms showed how electrified he felt!
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What was to be telecast was an open suspense with the
attendees tweeting each moments update- Sply RJ MALLISHKA!
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Now while celebs present there were ranting their pics
on twitter with Katy the next day; 3 days later she hit back with posting her
picture with Sachin; the joy of meeting him claiming him to be the BEST
cricketer! (he undoubtedly is)
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But all this sure wasn’t enough to entertain the 1.2million
Bharat Bandhu’s who were more than overjoyed to welcoming this Cricket mela
each year with a thrilling Opener game!
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But no thrill; no suspense! A cricket league opening
like a concert??? A definite thumbs down event!
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The joy, enthusiasm, energy & spirit was lacking!
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Not to miss out having Ravi Shastri on stage for the spirit
of the game oath & add Big B to dictate the oath!!! Circus of some sorts,
eh???
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For the first time in many years I heard someone saying,
“THANKS AMITABH” huh??? I was stunned!!!
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I cannot afford missing out on mentioning the newly
appointed IPL Chief- Rajiv Shukla’s Parroted Speech!!!
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To sum up I would support Lalit Modi’s view- THE WORST
20 CRORE SPENT ON AN EVENT”
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Management & BCCI get a life!!! For a show sooo
THANDA, that too in its 5th edition??? HAS IPL LOST ITS SHEEN???
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Quoting Lalit Modi again- “This will pass by”#yehiplhaiboss
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